he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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