Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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