Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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