careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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