words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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