Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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