i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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