Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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