My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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