Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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