Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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