SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i would punch a child for taco bell
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
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found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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