As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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