Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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