you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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