i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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