What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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