I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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