Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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