he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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