you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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