The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
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I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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