i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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