Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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