You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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