I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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