normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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