Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize