i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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