i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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