She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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