tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
This girl is more easily done than said...
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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