I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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