She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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