Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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