Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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