They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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