that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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