Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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