fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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