omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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