I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize