Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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