did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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