is your mom at the bar?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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