You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
4 words: hood of his car
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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