okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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