lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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