Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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