I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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